Galen: Good match up!
Listening to G-Spot
by Jill Jones, 1987
(written by Prince)
“ G-Spot, G-Spot, where can U be? ”
The song starts. Everyone laughs.
Sarah: This is such a Prince song.
Rebecca: [sings along] A-U-T-O-Matic
Rebecca: What is she spelling?
Sarah: F-i-n-a-l-l-y I can't tell how good this song ever was. It's so incredibly dated.
Rebecca: It's not that catchy. It doesn't really have a strong hook.
Galen: But, the G-Spot content I can't think of any other songs about G-Spots.
Sarah: This was rather ahead of it's time, to be singing “I can't find my G-Spot” in 1987.
Galen: Pretty forward-thinking, Prince.
Listening to Sweet 69
by Pink Mountaintops, 2004
“ Sweet, sweet 69!
Let me wrap my lips around your rose ”
Galen: I have to vote Sweet 69. They're both good songs, but
Rebecca: Maybe G-Spot is more of a curio.
Galen: You could actually imagine doing 69 to Sweet 69, whereas G-Spot is a terrible soundtrack for G-spot exploration.
Rebecca: “Where is it??”
Sarah: Yeah, that doesn't inspire much. Maybe you could listen to it for consolation afterwards.
Galen: Oh, we've failed! Jill Jones understands.
Galen: I vote Sweet 69.
Rebecca: Sweet 69.
Sarah: Sorry Prince, maybe you'll do better later.
Winner: Sweet 69
See also the interview with Pink Mountaintops in this issue.